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               ANIMALS THAT TALK 
               
                    ANIMALS THAT TALK 
                    Warily, I walk the streets of this dilapidated town 
                    They shuffle by on their hind legs, gazing blankly toward the ground 
                    Adorned in hideous, shapeless rags and waddling around 
                     
                    I am surrounded by animals that talk 
                    They do not think like me, they are not calm like me 
                    Instinct: their decision-making process 
                    Convenience: their moral compass 
                    They bare their fangs and extend their claws 
                     
                    The way they stare at you with dull, expressionless eyes 
                    Are they merely reacting to movement? 
                    Watch their feet for clues of intent 
                    Does the friendly one want to mate with you? 
                    Does the aggressive one want to injure you? 
                    Does the nervous one want to steal from you? 
                    There is no way to predict their primitive whims 
                     
                    I am surrounded by animals that talk 
                    They do not think like me, they are not calm like me 
                    Reacting with violence to the outcome of games 
                    Disdaining independence, they all want to be the same 
                    Imitating things they see 
                    Some of them even look like me 
                     
                    I am surrounded by animals that talk 
                    They do not think like me, they are not calm like me 
                    Merrily forsaking their brains, ingesting poison to dull their pain 
                    Their highest goal: to mate with one another 
                    Sometimes to attain this, they will kill each other 
                     
                    And I pace the floor of the cage in my mind 
                    
  
                    LESS IS MORE IN LOVE AND WAR 
                    Love - for aficionados of deception 
                    Love - for those with expensive tastes 
                    Love - insincere familial obligation 
                    Love - the greatest lie ever told 
                     
                    (All aboard, all aboard, get your tickets ready for the H.M.S. Mutual Delusion) 
                     
                    Flagrant refusal to concede perpetual solitude 
                    Deceive thyself with delusions of romantic folly 
                    Honest souls cannot escape the inevitable truth: 
                    We are all alone 
                    Now and forevermore 
                    Every single one of us 
                    Inescapably alone 
                     
                    Less is more in love and war 
                     
                    Why endure a lifetime of despair 
                    When you could end it all today 
                    Not by drinking delicious hemlock 
                    But by refusing to believe in...  
                    
  
                    AND LEARNING NOTHING 
                    Peasant women weeping at their Virgin Mary apps 
                    Animal-abuse supporters patting themselves on free-range backs 
                    Stone-age tribal warlords tweet their latest attacks 
                    Everybody's looking at their phones and learning nothing 
                     
                    Forty-something narcissists seek the perfect mate 
                    Entrepreneurial homophobes cashing-in on Christian hate 
                    Climate deniers ignoring mountains of evidence 'till it's too late 
                    Everybody's looking at their phones and learning nothing 
                     
                    Pampered first-world serfs cannot distinguish what is real 
                    Unfit mothers medicating kids who think or feel 
                    Peer-reviewed studies are a trick and pseudoscience is real 
                    Everybody's looking at their phones and learning nothing 
                     
                    Map-illiterate GPS slaves drive into the sea 
                    Choose your favorite corporate puppet and pretend you're free 
                    Ignore unlimited knowledge in favor of pornography 
                    Everybody's looking at their phones and learning nothing 
                     
                    Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day 
                    But teach a man to fish, and he will destroy the entire ocean 
                     
                    Human race, human race 
                    Your thinking is too limited 
                    Human race, human race 
                    Your ethics are too primitive 
                    Human race, human race 
                    I tried to love you 
                    Human race, human race 
                    I am not of you 
                     
                    Humanity - educate yourselves... but you won't 
                    End poverty - pool resources... but you won't 
                    Abolish war - refuse to fight... but you won't 
                    Carbon death - stop harming animals... but you won't 
                     
                    "Ooga booga, dey a magic man in da sky" 
                    Barbarians with cell phones! 
                     
                    Technology alone cannot civilize a society 
                    
  
                   
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